Today's quotes [1.26.09]
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I've got some employees who have been around here so long they can remember
the Dead Sea before it got sick.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Once upon a time, when he could do it twice upon a time.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
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