Today's quotes [1.24.09]

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Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

I've got some employees who have been around here
so long they can remember the Dead Sea before it got sick.

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