Today's quotes [1.23.09]
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Wow... that was fun!"
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty
for Miss America?
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