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When two's company, three's the result!

1. 




A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view

2. 




"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to 
the back of a cat butter side up and drop 
the cat, which will hit the ground, the 
cats fet or the buttered side of the 
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach 
a elevation of one foot from the ground 
and start to spin uncontrollably, 
perpetual motion."


3. 




"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how 
tough you ask? The sign in the local 
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"


Sent by Chris


4. 




"Damn T.V.... Ruined my imagination and 
my ability to... ummm... ya... you 
know..." 

                         -Bart Simpson

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