Today's quotes [1.21.09]
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When two's company, three's the result!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view
"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to
the back of a cat butter side up and drop
the cat, which will hit the ground, the
cats fet or the buttered side of the
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach
a elevation of one foot from the ground
and start to spin uncontrollably,
"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how
tough you ask? The sign in the local
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"
Sent by Chris
"Damn T.V.... Ruined my imagination and
my ability to... ummm... ya... you
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