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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

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