Today's quotes [1.17.09]
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"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away."
"A billion years ago, human life
appearred on earth. A billion minutes
ago Christianity emerged. A billion
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning."
1996 Coca-Cola annual report
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
- Steve Martin
"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush Sr.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........
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