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"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away."

                                          Xander Harris


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"A billion years ago, human life 
appearred on earth. A billion minutes 
ago Christianity emerged.  A billion 
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning." 

1996 Coca-Cola annual report


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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

                                 - Steve Martin



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"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."

                                     - George Bush Sr.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........


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