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There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight.
It's when people have been looking at each other for
years that it becomes remarkable.


Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.


When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"


A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward.


"If elections changed anything they would be illegal"

A Grafitty on a wall in Sofia


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