Today's quotes [1.15.09]

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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

                                           - Roseanne

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'"

                                    - Dave Barry

I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.

A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.

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