Today's quotes [1.14.09]
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"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
- Paul Rodriguez
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and that's the law."
- Jerry Seinfeld
"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
- Warren Hutcherson
"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
- Mae West
"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."
- Mark Twain
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