Today's quotes [1.11.09]

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"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." 

Enoch Powell.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." 

Hunter S. Thompson.

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." 

Terry Pratchett.

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. 

- Stephen Wright

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my 
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." 

- Lynda Montgomery

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