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Said a Palestine pilgrim named Wadham,
"For religion I don't give a Goddem!
I've frequently peed in
The Garden of Eden,
And buggered my guide when in Sodom."
THERE ONCE WAS A RULER CALLED "SLICK"
THAT COULD'NT TAKE CONTROL OF HIS DICK
HIS LIFE BECAME A MESS
BECAUSE OF A DRESS
AND THE BUS FULL OF INTERNS TAKE SICK.
Sent by Matthew
There was a bluestocking in Florence
Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents,
Till a Spanish grandee
Got her off with his knee,
And she burned all her works with abhorrence.
There was a young Jewess named Hannah
Who sucked off her lover's banana.
She swore that the cream
That shot out in a stream
Tasted better than Biblical manna.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
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