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Hey!! This isn't a joke but it's a poem:
Kissing is a habit,
Fucking is a game.
Boys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the pain.
He says that he loves you,
And you believe it's true,
But when your stomach starts to swell,
He says to hell with you.
15 minutes of pleasure,
9 months of pain,
3 days in the hospital,
A baby with no name.
The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a whore.
It never would have happened,
If the rubber hadn't tore.
Sent by Zoe_112
Part 3 of 3
Then up spoke a lady from Kew,
And said, as the Bishop withdrew,
"The vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker,
And longer and stronger than you."
There was a young golfer named Lear
Who went to jail for a year
For an act quite obscene:
On the very first green
Under a sign saying "Enter course here."
There once was a fellow named Clyde,
Who fell in an outhouse and died.
Along came his brother
Who fell in another,
And now they're interred side by side.
Said my wife as she stood on a rostrum,
"I don't mind if I don't have colostrum,
But I'll take an option
If your child's for adoption---
Though I cannot bear kids, I can foster 'em."
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