Today's poems [1.30.09]
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There was a young cowboy named Gary
Who was morbidly anxious to marry,
But he found the defection
Of any erection
A difficuly factor to parry.
I love you, You love me,
People say that we're just friends,
But we are really Lesbians.
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose feet were attached to grease buckets
From trouble he'd hide
With a quick slip n slide
Of responsibility he said, simply, "duck it."
PS So you see, Bill, in America,
*anyone* can grow up to be the President.
sent by Summer Mondeau
Another Month Ends:
All Targets Met
All Systems Working
All Customers Satisfied
All Staff Eager and Enthusiastic
All Pigs Fed and Ready to Fly
The naughty old bishop of Birmingham
buggered two boys whilst comfirming 'em
as the knelt before god
he pulled out his rod
and pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em
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