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There was a young girl of high station
Who ruined her fine reputation
When she said she'd the pox
From sucking on cocks---
She should really have called it "fellation."
Ode to Alcohol
Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think,
I'm not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
I'm just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, don't know why
Rally don't know who's me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get
So just one more to full my cup,
I've all day sober to Sunday up.
The parish commission at Roylette
Bought their vicar a pristine new toilet.
But he still voids his bowels
On a heap of old towels,
He's so very reluctant to soil it.
More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England:
Than he could pay.
There once was a man from Horton,
Who had one long ball and one short one,
To make up for his loss,
He had a cock like a hoss,
And could fart like a 650 Norton.
Sent by Dale
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