Today's poems [1.21.09]
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There was a young lady of Mott
Who inserted a fly up her twat
And pretended the buzz
Was not what it was,
But something she knew it was not.
There was a young man from Venice
Who played a good game of lawn tennis.
But the game he liked best,
Far more than the rest,
Was played with two balls and a pennis.
I love the way...
I love the way you make me feel inside,
I live the way you make me realize that
i can't live with out you.
I hope you feel the same way too.
I love the way you wear your hat,
Why don't we wrestle on the mat?
But remember this one thing if you mess with me,
You will pay dearly.
Anyone who gets in the way of me loving
you will have to pay.
I love the way you stare at me,
And you probaly love the way iI don't care.
We can take a walk by the lake,
Then later on bake a cake.
I love the way your love for me is not fake,
Because that would be a big mistake.
I love the way you love me,
And most of all I love the way you love me.
Sent by April
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Eyed the girls and had a ball,
Lots of whistles, even a catcall,
Thus... Humpty had a great fall!
Then came the cold winter breeze
and Humpty's arse began to freeze...
though winter's sure to be a dreary thing...
Let's wish Humpty a bouncy spring!
There once was a woman from France,
Who did an unusual dance.
She'd roll in the grass,
And lick her own ass,
Her sex would put men in a trance.
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