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What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang 
                    bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop?

                    An 'Amish' drive-by shooting

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   Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as
   fast as Rudolph,
   he just couldn't stop as fast.
   


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How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?

When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo 

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Why don't witches wear panties?

So they can get a better grip on the broom.

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A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. 
"How do you plead?" asked the judge.
"Guilty or not guilty."
"Not guilty," replied the man.
"On what grounds?" queried the judge.
"I didn't think she was dead....I thought she was an American."

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