Today's jokes [1.16.09]

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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago
that I lost my dear wife and children.

I'll never forget that game of cards...

What do a moped and a blonde have in common?

     They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. 

   The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over
   supper. "Get this..." he chuckled, "That ridiculous janitor of ours
   claims he's made love to every woman in the building except one."
   
   "Hmmmmmmmmm," said his wife, assuming a thoughtful faraway type
   expression, "must be that stuck-up Mrs. Stewart on the eighth floor."

Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car 
broke down. He hiked several miles to a farm house, and asked the farmer 
if there was a place he could stay over night. 
"Sure," said the farmer, "my wife died several years ago, and my two 
daughters are 21 and 23 but they're off to college, and I'm all by my 
self, so I have lots of room to put you up." 
Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back towards 
the highway, and the farmer called after him...."Didn't you hear what I 
said? I have lots of room." 
"I heard you," said the salesman,"but I think I'm in the wrong joke."

How do you get Visual Aids? 

     - From a nasty poke in the eye. 

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