Today's jokes [1.14.09]
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What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
The wrong answer.
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
There is no difference.
A Blind Mans Sport
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all
done for him:
"I am placed in the door and told when to jump"
"My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go"
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass
when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on
the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack".
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved
in the voodoo or occult?
A: We both do.
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t do
something special to please him on his
birthday, so she bought a pair of crotchless
That night, as he came into the house, she
lay sprawled on the couch spread-eagle.
"Hi hon," she purred sexily. "Y'all want
some of this?"
"Hell, no!" he hollered. "Look at what it's
done to your undies!"
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