Today's stories [9.29.08]
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British Columbia, Canada: Police officers on patrol about 1:00 am
spotted 4 men breaking into a vehicle. They gave chase on foot,
catching and arresting two of the men. The other two escaped. A
couple of hours later, two men showed up at the main desk of the
police station, asking when their buddies were going to be released.
They were carrying (and wearing) items which had been stolen from the car.
Women ! Who can figure 'em out ? Now that the kids are grown and gone,
my wife sez she needs more "outside interests". I thought I'd surprise
her and presented her with a brand new fancy lawn mower, just the
Now, she's mad with me.
Before I left army basic training in Louisiana, for my
next duty station in Texas, my drill sergeant asked me:
"Son, you know how to find Texas?"
I said "I'm not sure, drill sergeant."
"Well" he says, "you go west till you smell shit."
"Then you turn south 'til you step in it."
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