Today's stories [9.14.08]

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IDIOTS AT THE AIRPORT

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when
the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your
baggage without your knowledge?"  I said, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?"  He smiled and nodded knowingly,
"That's why we ask."

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"Prostitutes Appeal to Pope"

In a study of college students, Cornell University researchers 
confirmed that men generally prefer thin women to fat ones. It's 
part of Cornell's new "M.Obv - Masters of the Obvious" degree 
program. 

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