Today's quotes [9.5.08]

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Only an unlit candle lasts forever.

On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
                                                     
                                                     --Kris Kristofferson.

"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
        -Ludwig van Beethoven's last words

"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his 
 mind at the same time"

"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"

                                             --Norman Danyael Teh

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