Today's quotes [9.4.08]
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sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time
In times of extremity, the people of Israel less often
sought refuge in drink, or suicide, than any other race of Europe...
The Jews hid their bravery under the cloak of submissiveness;
their heroism in facing contempt surpasses that of saints.
-Friedrich Nietzsche, "The Dawn", Aphorism 205 (1861)
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
-- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne
"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
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