Today's quotes [9.30.08]

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And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. 

    - Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra 

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

- Thomas Paine 

Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven
while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms... 

    - Russ Suter 

The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. 

    - Edward Abbey 

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