Today's quotes [9.3.08]

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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 

We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 

    - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President 

The internet is a great way to get on the net 

    - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate 

He was a man of great statue. 

    - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins 

It's like an alcatraz around my neck. 

    - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces 

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