Today's quotes [9.28.08]
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"Let the wild rumpus begin!"
A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.
Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"
Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."
"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way."
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