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If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of


"Alcohol will be free, and a basic birthright of a human
being in a socialist system. The individual didn't ask for
sobriety, so why should the individual be billed to
inebriate himself?" --- Al Koholik


Eat less fresh food. Eat more things containing preservatives.
Preservatives are called preservatives because they help you live longer.


Men are like a fine wine.  They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.


The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation

                                                    --Mark Twain


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