Today's quotes [9.26.08]
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One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the
shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the
table would move across the floor to it.
"And let the rest of the wo-rr-ld go by"
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"
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