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"Heaven for climate; Hell for society."

                                --Mark Twain


I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.  They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."


I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.


I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty 

                                                --Mark Twain


I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                              --Mark Twain


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