Today's quotes [9.25.08]
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"Heaven for climate; Hell for society."
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty
I never let schooling interfere with my education
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