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It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay
right up there.  Hunters would be all confused.


When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.


"God made the idiot for practice, then He made the school board." -
Samuel L. Clemens


The reason many people fail to recognize opportunity is because it comes
disguised as Hard Work. Cleverness carries the day, but Wisdom endures.


"The calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."


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