Today's quotes [9.22.08]
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"Give me five lines by the best of men,
and I will find something in it to hang him."
-- An anonimous prosecutor
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all." -- JFK
Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the way to Venus on
mail order and I couldn't pay for it.
I love him whose soul is so overfull that he forgetteth himself, and
all things are in him...
-Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
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