Today's quotes [9.21.08]

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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet
Earth taken from space.  On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which
no remedy exists, unless laughter could be
said to remedy anything.

                                  --Kurt Vonnegut

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.

Kipling in "Just So Stories" (1902), 
           "How the Camel Got His Hump"

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