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I like to reminisce with people I don't know.


I like to skate on the other side of the ice.


May those who love us, love us.  And those who don't love us, may God turn
their hearts.  And if he does not turn their hearts, may he turn their
ankles so we can see them coming.


I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw


If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.


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