Today's quotes [9.2.08]
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Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate.
- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
the New York Times newspaper refused
to carry advertising for his new movie.
"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one."
- L. M. Boyd
Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
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