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"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
 window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
 waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
 it for you."
                        -- Paul Gardner-Stephen


I was once walking through the forest alone.  A tree fell right in front of me
-- and I didn't hear it.


He asked me if I knew what time it was.  I said, "Yes, but not right now."


I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into
another dimension.


Bumper Sticker seen in DC...

Don't blame me, I blew Bob Dole


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