Today's quotes [9.15.08]
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Try calling up strangers in the phone book and forgiving them.
Not only will it loosen you up for the crucial real thing, the
strangers will feel better. Everyone likes to know they're forgiven.
- Rich Hall
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion."
- Scott Adams
"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously."
- Hubert Humphrey
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.
- Sam Levenson
"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo."
- Jim Harrison
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