Today's quotes [9.14.08]
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"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.
- Neil Armstrong
A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses
for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes.
"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."
If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out,
here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely
on: "Slug Factor."
- Rich Hall
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