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The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made. 


He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death 


"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne 


"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper 


The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals. 


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