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There was a young fellow named Charteris 
               Put his hand where his young lady's garter is. 
                    She said, "I don't mind, 
                    And up higher you'll find 
               The place where my fucker and farter is." 


I love you, You love me,
People say that we're just friends,
But we are really Lesbians.



There once was a well-groomed young nance 
               Who responded to every advance, 
                    But rather than strip 
                    He let anything slip 
               Through a hole in the seat of his pants. 


               There was a young fellow named Tucker 
               Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker, 
                    Said, "Don't bow out your lips 
                    Like an elephant's hips, 
               The boys like it best when you pucker." 


               The was a young lady with worts 
               In the most private of places, of course. 
                    She went to the doctor 
                    Who said he would shock her, 
               But voltage would not be the source. 


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