Today's jokes [9.21.08]
Vote for the joke that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to joke categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your joke reading.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....
the other is used to carry groceries.
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.
The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has
to listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One,
two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." In the morning, the second
dwarf says to the first dwarf, "So how was it?" The first dwarf says,
"It sucked. I couldn't get a hard-on all night." The second dwarf says,
"You think that's bad? I couldn't even get up on the fucking bed."
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:
An empty greyhound.
She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"
He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."
"Dad, can i ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think
it's just proper that i should own one."
"And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
"My nipples are already prominent and it
"It will be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way...!"
"But all of my friends wears.......!"
"David! How many times shall i tell you that
bras are for girls!?"
By voting you are helping select today's best joke. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best jokes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's QuotesToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30