Today's stories [8.2.08]

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In a classified ad: 

    "For rent: Six room hated apartment." 

On a job board: 

    "Man, honest, will take anything." 

That guy was shopping at the grocery store the other day and
tried to pay for his purchase with his ATM.  After swiping it
several times he told the cashier that he didn't think it was
working. The cashier told him that she didn't think anyone
had ever been able to get their driver's license to work in
the machine.

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