Today's quotes [8.8.08]

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"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
 comment."
                        -- Alasdair

"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
 that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
                        -- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"

"Thanks For Using My Yahoo!"
                        -- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!

"Think Globally. Act Locally. Support your Local Politician. With a Rope."
                        -- petro@suba.com

"Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do
 70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about."
                        -- primus@shell1.aimnet.com

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