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"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
 believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
 believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
                        -- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to
                                Fred, 3:1


"Keyboard Error - Press  to continue"
                        -- PC BIOS error message


"Pink as a beetroot..."
                        -- Anthony the Vision Mix Guy


"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
"Shut up."
                        -- Adrian, Janet


"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me... in fact the last
 thing he ever said... he said 'Paul, give me back my pills'..."
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS "Dead and Alive"


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