Today's quotes [8.5.08]
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"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
branded on his forehead."
"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
-- Hillary Gorman, email@example.com
"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
involving high colonics"
-- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
-- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre
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