Today's quotes [8.31.08]

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The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw
bombs. 

The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 

When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.

     - W. C. Fields 

There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields 

What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.

    - Emily Latella 

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