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The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said
to have died of a broken heart.

                                    - - - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
                                    using a sick bag on a 747.

                                       - - - Willy Rushton

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Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.

                                        - - - Mark Twain

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The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

                                      - - - Clifton Fadiman

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This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
                                         whatsoever.

                                - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

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