Today's quotes [8.3.08]

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"So... your place or my mother's?"
                        -- me

"Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
 To get to the other... er... um..."
                        -- Unknown, via Kim Asher

"Then again, what should we expect from the makers of 'Stargate'? Finesse
 is not exactly their strong point. Sure, they're pretty good at blowing up
 stuff, but what four-year-old isn't? When it comes time for an important
 plot twist their solution is to look at each other and scream 'ALIEN MIND
 MELD!' like dorks at a Star Trek Convention."
                        -- Mr. Cranky,
                                http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/

"Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
 that nobody can print."
                        -- me

"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface.
 All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?"
                        -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert

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