Today's quotes [8.28.08]
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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- - - Cynthia Heimel
"Sorry about that Chief."
- Maxwell Smart
"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."
- Dean Martin
You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
- - - Pamela Hansford Johnson
"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal.
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