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'Every day, the dog and I, we go for a tramp in the woods.
And he loves it! Mind you, the tramp is getting a bit fed up!'

Jerry Dennis


When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.

     - The Wall Street Journal
     Feb 9, 1984 


Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about 
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:

"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."


Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

     - Edward Abbey 


Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.

Lester:  That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
                                 -- "Beakman's World"


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