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"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
   --- Gilda Radner


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"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
   as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
   quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
   --- Bella Abzug


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"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
   Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
   --- Katharine Hepburn


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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
   --- Baroness Edith Summerskill


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"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen

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