Today's quotes [8.22.08]
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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your
principles or your mistress."
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carson
The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
-- D. E. Knuth, 1967
On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I
don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler
replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the
University will allow me to award."
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