Today's quotes [8.22.08]

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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
   that way.

Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
   Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
   Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your
   principles or your mistress."

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
   phone calls taper off.
   -- Johnny Carson

The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
   language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
   invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
   language.
   -- D. E. Knuth, 1967

On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I
   don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler
   replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the
   University will allow me to award."

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